- 2 years old kid: *runs*
- family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
The way he smiled.
Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.
How I feel after waking up from naps.
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*
she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
Why this so gotdamn true
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
i love that book the fault in our wallflowers
when u have a thing to tell friend but friend dont care
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
accidentally calls ur dad bae