fear cuts deeper than swords

"Tell me one last thing,”" said Harry. "“Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”"
"“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”"

sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

sp4cec4det:

pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew


sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

2014 so far

puppyresidue:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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July:

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scruffydemondean:

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier
omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

scruffydemondean:

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier

omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

me as a parent

detroit-punk:

Oh mother fucker…

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman


http://stannisbarathheon.tumblr.com/post/92547205707/theresstillme-no-but-really-ravenclaws-staying

theresstillme:

no but really

ravenclaws staying up till three in the morning reading and then going to class exhausted

ravenclaws debating philosophy over breakfast

muggleborn ravenclaws teaching their housemates the scientific method

ravenclaws asking uncomfortable questions

ravenclaws…

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water
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